PLEASE stop calling politicians "clowns". It's not nice to clowns.
REAL CLOWNS are honest but pretend to lie while politicians who lie pretend to be honest.
As you may have already seen, we recently spread a little fake news that I was running for public office. Did our April Fools joke trick you? Did you even read further? Are you preparing to vote for me?! Well please don’t. My wife Julia has understandably promised to leave me if I ever run for office.
It’s The MCCP April Fool’s fundraising campaign.
We are asking you to help us raise $5000 during this month of Fools in support of our upcoming summer program!
We are tremendously grateful for the support received so far! Supporters like you have helped us raise almost half of our target!!
We still need your support to help us reach our goal for the summer program!
Your tax-deductible donation to the April Fool’s fundraising campaign will go toward our summer training program on Manitoulin Island which includes:
* Thirteen weeks of classes, ranging from introductory to advanced levels of training
* Ten courses, representing 550 total hours of training
* Up to 185 students
With no government funding for our summer program, donations from supporters like you help keep tuitions low and provide scholarships to those who wouldn’t otherwise be able to participate.
We are grateful for every donation and none is too small.
Donations of any size help make it possible for us to spread humour, creativity, and play in the world through our training. Our alumni bring this training into many realms, including performance, teaching, directing, writing, counselling, therapy and theory.
If you aren’t able to make a financial contribution at this time, you can support the campaign and The MCCP by spreading the word about the April Fool’s campaign among your friends. This word of mouth advertising is very powerful as it also lets people know about The MCCP and our summer program.
Thank you for supporting The MCCP and for spreading love and magic in the world!
With profound gratitude,